ICRL Heavyweight Comfort Colors T-Shirt

$45.32 NZD (plus tax)

Sure, at first glance this may look like a regular t-shirt, but you might be surprised to learn that this garment represents a fundamental constant of the universe. How so? Because it is not just at first glance that it looks like a t-shirt. Believe it or not, it will look like a t-shirt every single time you look at it. Every time. Guaranteed. Unless you cut it up into little pieces and sew them back together to make a memory quilt, in which case it will look more like a quilt than a shirt, but we'll remember the truth of its dark past. Unless you get the white one, or maybe the ivory one, and then we'll know about its light past.

Aside from all of that, it's a pretty solid piece of clothing—comfortable, durable, and resilient to staining from the tears that come unbidden to your face in those moments of dissolution when you become one with the universe. Just to be clear, however, even the 4X is not really big enough to fit the whole universe, so you might want to stay a little grounded unless you brought a change of clothes.

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More details

  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Relaxed fit
  • The model is 6' and is wearing a size L

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.